ophie-opossum:

ophie-opossum:

I’m trying desperately to leave the US, and I’m on the Next-To-Last-Step so I can apply for Immigration. I need to take the IELTS language test. I currently live in North Carolina. The only tests before 07/28/18 are on the West Coast. Literally the West Coast, Oregon and California. All I need is someone I can share the 40+ hour drive with, ideally I’d be going to Portland, OR for the test on 05/24/18, so I need help *FAST*.

You’d need to know how to drive stick, and have a valid license. Although, at this point the last bit is negotiable. I don’t care if I have to pick you up partway there and drop you off on the way back, I don’t care if you literally just want me to ship you to somewhere else along the line as long as I can pick someone else up less than 10 more hours in. I don’t care if I end up sharing the car with 20+ people over the course of this drive, I just want to go, take this stupid fucking test, and come home. I will cover food and gas, I expect sleeping, if any, is gonna happen in the car. It’s an old Subaru Outback, so it’s plenty spacious.

Please pass this on, the more people see this the higher the chance I won’t have to wait 2 goddamn months to take a test for a language I was born speaking. Shoot me an IM on here, or if you know someone who would fit these criteria and would be fine riding with a stranger who doesn’t have a Tumblr, have them email me @ ophie.opossum (at) gmail.com

I fucking hate everything. Okay, guys. So, I wasn’t able to sign up for the test after I posted this because I didn’t have a passport-style photo in digital format. The test signup said it would be open until 05/23/18, but I guess it filled up because when I went to check this morning it was gone. I’m pretty fucking pissed about it, but what can you do. I’m still taking a week offa work, so if people wanna just drive/dick around for a while, I’m down. Kinda thinking I might drive up to visit a friend in Toronto. So cancel the emergency bolo, basically, now it’s just for fun.

EDIT: Just FYI, this is basically opening me up to go wherever. I’m legit a free agent for that week, so hit me up. For real. My goal is to hit Canada for at least a few days, but aside from that…