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So what’s the deal with that tasty little DILF on those Trivago commercials?

this guy right here. i don’t know why y’all actin’ like you don’t know what i talmbout 

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He’s tryna smash and get you a great deal on some hotels

You buy a hotel room on trivago, you get there, this silver fox is already in the bed waiting for you wyd

Thank him for the great deal I got on this room

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    Tear me in half? Trivago.
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