umi / 19 / femme
nsfw blog
✿ she/her/her ✿



"Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome." - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift




Artist: Daft Punk vs. Starbomb
Album:Random Access Mashups

iamarique:

"Suck my yellow dick, bro! I CHOOSE YOU TO DIE!

thentheysaidburnher:

globalvoices:

Women in Bangladesh celebrate at the announcement of recent national high school results. 

Girls outdid boys in the public exams, despite numerous obstacles that females face in Bangladesh’s education sector.

Read more on Global Voices

Women are unquestionably superior despite all men’s efforts to hide this fact and destroy us

PLEASE HELP i will be making an emergency commissions post soon because i need help

sweatersammys:

i just walked into my basement to find hundreds of dollars worth of art supplies that i absolutely need destroyed, falling apart, and covered in mold from a sudden leak in my basement which came from a pipe in the basement floor =/

it was shit ton of high quality canson & strathmore paper for drawing, watercolor, drafting, etc as well as illustration board meant for painting, and my 2 large (and only) cutting boards, as well as the portfolio i use to carry stuff around in

THIS STUFF ABSOLUTELY NEEDS TO BE REPLACED. it’s essential to me as illustrator. i can’t do my job without these things. luckily i still have sketchbooks and digital media but at the very least i NEED to replace those cutting boards ASAP and those alone will cost over $100 probably =/ 

i’m going to make another commission post for really cheap ones after i package this recent shop order but in the mean time if you could check out and reblog my current commissions post, and various shops posts in my fanart tag, that would be really helpful

wocinsolidarity:

Come on girls! (x)

"it’s our world"

I’m on your side

They are here already! You are next!

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

steveblade:

sad aesthetic is out, bring in overconfidentcore and angerwave