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sixpenceee:

naomithenerd:

sixpenceee:

Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.

According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.

I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died. 

WATCH VIDEO

This is intensely creepy. Watch it.

Especially the ending, where the metal takes over his body

portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

Natalie Dormer and Sophie Turner attend HBO’s ‘Game Of Thrones’ panel and Q&A during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego

mendel:

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish

😵

😍

ilanawexler:

The pair are anti-heroines in the mould of an Elaine Benes or a Roseanne Conner, characters who are not beloved for feminine virtues of ‘kindness’ or ‘niceness’, but for living their lives unapologetically. - Nicole Elphick

Let go of relationships that do not serve you. That means negative people, dishonest people, people who don’t respect you, people who are overly critical and relationships that prevent you from growing. You can’t grow as a person, if you don’t have people in your life who want to grow with you.
(via bodv) ←

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid

#the poison for kuzco kuzcos poison 

Matthew McConaughey makes a surprise (and his first-ever) appearance at Comic-Con 2014 to promote Interstellar

cutebabe:

black-quadrant:

surround yourself with people who

  • praise you because they mean it
  • don’t want anything but your company
  • do their best to understand you
  • you feel like you can confront if you need to
  • (know they can confront you lovingly in turn)
  • make you feel comfortable
  • stick with you through good and bad times
  • are positive influences on your everyday life

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

officialswagmom:

hes reading the biology book upside down 

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14